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11th September 2013: The world's gone mad and I'm the only one who knows
13th August 2013: Black is white. Fact. End of.
11th August 2013: Electric cars, not as green as they're painted?
18th June 2013: Wrinklies unite, you have nothing to lose but your walking frames!
17th May 2013: Some actual FACTS about climate change (for a change) from actual scientists ...
10th May 2013: An article about that poison gas, carbon dioxide, and other scientific facts (not) ...
10th May 2013: We need to see past the sex and look at the crimes: is justice being served?
8th May 2013: So, who would you trust to treat your haemorrhoids, Theresa May?
8th May 2013: Why should citizens in the 21st Century fear the law so much?
30th April 2013: What the GOS says today, the rest of the world realises tomorrow ...
30th April 2013: You couldn't make it up, could you? Luckily you don't need to ...
29th April 2013: a vote for NONE OF THE ABOVE, because THE ABOVE are crap ...
28th April 2013: what goes around, comes around?
19th April 2013: everyone's a victim these days ...
10th April 2013: Thatcher is dead; long live Thatcher!
8th April 2013: Poor people are such a nuisance. Just give them loads of money and they'll go away ...
26th March 2013: Censorship is alive and well and coming for you ...
25th March 2013: Just do your job properly, is that too much to ask?
25th March 2013: So, what do you think caused your heterosexuality?
20th March 2013: Feminists - puritans, hypocrites or just plain stupid?
18th March 2013: How Nazi Germany paved the way for modern governance?
13th March 2013: Time we all grew up and lived in the real world ...
12th March 2013: Hindenburg crash mystery solved? - don't you believe it!
6th March 2013: Is this the real GOS?
5th March 2013: All that's wrong with taxes
25th February 2013: The self-seeking MP who is trying to bring Britain down ...
24th February 2013: Why can't newspapers just tell the truth?
22nd February 2013: Trial by jury - a radical proposal
13th February 2013: A little verse for two very old people ...
6th February 2013: It's not us after all, it's worms
6th February 2013: Now here's a powerful argument FOR gay marriage ...
4th February 2013: There's no such thing as equality because we're not all the same ...
28th January 2013: Global Warming isn't over - IT'S HIDING!
25th January 2013: Global Warmers: mad, bad and dangerous to know ...
25th January 2013: Bullying ego-trippers, not animal lovers ...
19th January 2013: We STILL haven't got our heads straight about gays ...
16th January 2013: Bullying ego-trippers, not animal lovers ...
11th January 2013: What it's like being English ...
7th January 2013: Bleat, bleat, if it saves the life of just one child ...
7th January 2013: How best to put it? 'Up yours, Argentina'?
7th January 2013: Chucking even more of other people's money around ...
6th January 2013: Chucking other people's money around ...
30th December 2012: The BBC is just crap, basically ...
30th December 2012: We mourn the passing of a genuine Grumpy Old Sod ...
30th December 2012: How an official body sets out to ruin Christmas ...
16th December 2012: Why should we pardon Alan Turing when he did nothing wrong?
15th December 2012: When will social workers face up to their REAL responsibility?
15th December 2012: Unfair trading by a firm in Bognor Regis ...
14th December 2012: Now the company that sells your data is pretending to act as watchdog ...
7th December 2012: There's a war between cars and bikes, apparently, and  most of us never noticed!
26th November 2012: The bottom line - social workers are just plain stupid ...
20th November 2012: So, David Eyke was right all along, then?
15th November 2012: MPs don't mind dishing it out, but when it's them in the firing line ...
14th November 2012: The BBC has a policy, it seems, about which truths it wants to tell ...
12th November 2012: Big Brother, coming to a school near you ...
9th November 2012: Yet another celebrity who thinks, like Jimmy Saville, that he can behave just as he likes because he's famous ...
5th November 2012: Whose roads are they, anyway? After all, we paid for them ...
7th May 2012: How politicians could end droughts at a stroke if they chose ...
6th May 2012: The BBC, still determined to keep us in a fog of ignorance ...
2nd May 2012: A sense of proportion lacking?
24th April 2012: Told you so, told you so, told you so ...
15th April 2012: Aah, sweet ickle polar bears in danger, aah ...
15th April 2012: An open letter to Anglian Water ...
30th March 2012: Now they want to cure us if we don't believe their lies ...
28th February 2012: Just how useful is a degree? Not very.
27th February 2012: ... so many ways to die ...
15th February 2012: DO go to Jamaica because you definitely WON'T get murdered with a machete. Ms Fox says so ...
31st January 2012: We don't make anything any more
27th January 2012: There's always a word for it, they say, and if there isn't we'll invent one
26th January 2012: Literary criticism on GOS? How posh!
12th December 2011: Plain speaking by a scientist about the global warming fraud
9th December 2011: Who trusts scientists? Apart from the BBC, of course?
7th December 2011: All in all, not a good week for British justice ...
9th November 2011: Well what d'you know, the law really IS a bit of an ass ...

 

 
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We have often said that everyone should belong to the Association of British Drivers. I mean, almost all of us are drivers, right? And the majority of visitors to this site are British? Where's the problem?
 
We look forward every quarter to receiving their excellent magazine "On The Road". Here are one or two snippets from the recent edition that appealed to us …
 

 
"The number of cyclists injured in England has increased by 23.8% in the past five years; 13,368 cyclists were admitted to hospital in 2006/7, up from 10,795 in 2002/3."
 
Terrible figures, certainly. But hold on, before anyone gets hot under the collar as usual about motorists ignoring cyclists, there's a little sting in the tail: of those 13 thousand, over 9 thousand were injured in incidents involving no other vehicles, and 518 hit stationary objects. A further 208 cyclists collided with other riders and 89 crashed into people or animals.
 
So far no one has called for cyclists to be forced to take a test before being let loose on the roads. Why is that, we wonder?
 

 
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A brilliant example of government double-think recently. Faced with increasing complaints about overcrowded trains, they have decided to act: the DfT has rewritten the guidelines on the acceptable number of people standing in a carriage. Formerly, it was considered acceptable to have 10 people standing for every 100 seats but under new guidelines it's OK to have 30 standing passengers per 100 seats. Train companies will be able to pack in more passengers without their services being labelled 'overcrowded'.
 
So, train passengers, you no longer have anything to complain about, have you?
 

 
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An ambulance was clamped outside London's Royal Free Hospital while the driver helped a seriously ill patient inside. The driver had left the ambulance for just one minute; when she returned, the clamp was being applied. The warden said he'd remove the clamp after payment of a fine of over £200. The private clamping firm involved defended the decision.
 
Meanwhile the DVLA is still selling names and addresses of motorists to wheel-clamping firms without carrying out checks on their background and credentials, despite a pledge by ministers to introduce tougher controls.
 
Three years ago, the Government said more would be done to prevent data on car owners falling into the hands of rogue parking firms. I expect they were too busy sorting out the overcrowded trains.
 

 
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Councillors in Swindon have voted to stop funding the town's speed cameras. The town's borough council is to be the first in England to withdraw funding for fixed cameras. The revenue from fines generated by the cameras goes to the government, but the Conservative-led borough council pays £320,000 a year to maintain them.
 
Councillors say new measures are needed as road deaths and injuries have begun to rise, but police claim the cameras have helped cut accidents. Well, they would, I suppose, as they are one of the partners in the scamera partnership and don't want to lose £320,000 a year.
 
The nine-member council cabinet voted unanimously in favour of withdrawing from the Wiltshire and Swindon Safety Camera Partnership. Councillors decided the £320,000 it puts into the partnership would be better spent on other safety measures like warning signs and street lighting. They said the number of people killed or seriously injured on Swindon's roads had begun to rise in the last two years and new strategies were needed. Peter Greenhalgh, the Tory councillor who proposed the idea, claims the current road safety policy isn't working. "The DfT annual results show that nationally only 6% of accidents are caused by people breaking speed limits yet almost 100% of the government's road safety money is being invested in speed cameras," he said.
 
If the government are interested, we can offer a solution to this embarrassment. Just do what you did with the overcrowded trains: alter the definition of "speed" to fit your own prejudices. For instance, if you described "speed" as "anything over walking pace" you'd be home and dry. Can't think why no one at the DfT has thought of it.
 

 
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After massive defeats in Edinburgh and Manchester, you'd hope that any ambitions to introduce road pricing in the UK have been killed off for now. Not so; our masters are rarely inclined to let a little thing like democracy stop them doing what they want, and 15 UK councils are implicated in an EU-funded organisation which advocates underhand and undemocratic means to railroad through road pricing schemes in the face of massive public opposition.
 
CURACAO ("Coordination of urban road-user charging organizational issues") states that its aim is "to create the conditions for reaching the tipping point for the widespread adoption of road pricing in European Urban Cities".
 
CURACAO names Bristol City Council as one of its key partners, along with Nottingham, Derby, Leicester, Tyne and Wear, Durham, Cambridge, Cardiff, Plymouth, Shropshire, Belfast and Transport for London. CURACAO advises councils to use various tricks to push through road pricing schemes, including …
 
• Promising low charges then rapidly increasing them once the scheme is in place ...
• False 'trial periods' to make people think the scheme will be re-evaluated when there is no such intention …
• Avoiding referenda at all costs …
• Using a psychological trick called "dissonance theory" to make people believe that road pricing is inevitable and that "resistance is futile".
 
CURACAO labels opposition to road pricing as 'irrational' and warns of civil disobedience over the loss of 'personal mobility'.
 
They got the last bit right, at least. Anyone who tries to charge me for using a road I've already paid for fifteen times over is liable to find themselves on the sharp end of a ton and a half of elderly Mercedes.
 

 
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Currently, you have the right to service and repair your vehicle if you want, but in 2010 that right could be removed according to an organization called "Right to Repair". Take a look at their website.
 

 
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And talking of officials refusing to take any notice of what real people think, the West Yorkshire scamera partnership distinguished itself recently. They publish an electronic newsletter called ScaN, and recently carried the following message: "False emails poured into the website; as a result, the Have Your Say opinion poll appeared not to provide an accurate reflection of what 'real' people really thought."
 
Or to put it another way, people had their say all right, but they said the wrong thing!
 
A similar thing happened three or four years ago in Suffolk, where The GOS lives. Suffolk County Council invited people to express their opinions about the blanket speed limits they'd imposed on the A140 trunk road. When the majority of responses opposed the scheme, the County Council dismissed them as being from "cranks" and "boy racers". It's great, democracy, isn't it? It gives people the illusion of power without the responsibility of actually having any.
 

 
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